Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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