I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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