dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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