you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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