we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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