My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I would fuck him just for his dog
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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