ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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