He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
birth control should be required to get into college
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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