margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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