Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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