let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
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