We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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