I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I need a burrito and a hug.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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