The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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