i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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