"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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