You're earring is so big in my mouth
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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