I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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