It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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