i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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