Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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