You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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