i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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