Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
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I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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