Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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