My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
