if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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