great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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