508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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