BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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