Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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