O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
i dont even know how to be here
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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