And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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