I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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