I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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