i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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