He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
Floor bacon is actually really good
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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