i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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