wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
His nipple licking is glorious
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