it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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