He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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