I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
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