Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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