I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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