you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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