another moral hangover. fuck.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
