guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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