Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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