After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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