i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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