it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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