I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
i drank out of a bidet.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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